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Go to the hospital
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.
The story of the bats
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.One says, "Let‘s fly out of t
More polite
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was
Recently seen
Recently seen on a card... Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what abo
Steven Wright on dogs
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge.Some people are afraid of heig
Distance from the accident
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away
Sooner or later
A thief with a long record was brought before the judge. Judge: Have you ever stolen things? Thi
Old Age Humor
OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over
We have new babies
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister t
Change
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went b
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